Roll out the red carpet and hail the Queen of Posh! Lisa Vanderpump, the empress of reality television, has opened yet another restaurant that whisks you away to a world that you didn’t even know you needed. Say hello to a whimsical escapade that’s ‘Game of Thrones’ crashing into a vibrant ski chalet. Yes, you heard that right, ladies & gentlemen!
Lisa’s new establishment is, without doubt, a fever dream you’d gladly sweat in. Interspersing an icy ski lodge with the high-drama aesthetics of Westeros, Vanderpump has indeed raised the bar and sent it into orbit. So, get ready to embark on this epic journey through the enchanted realm of culinary delight and extravagant design.
Imagine all the extravagance and grandeur of the Seven Kingdoms squeezed into an alpine escape par excellence. Winter is not coming. Winter is here, nestled alongside a blazing fireplace that stands tall against a backdrop of faux-fur throws and aged leather banquettes, perfect for sipping on some Weyloran Rouge while discussing dragon-lore.
You won’t run into the Mother of Dragons here (though we hear Lisa’s quite involved in the running of this place), but you get to feast like a Stark in the North. There’s a carnivalesque range of meats hung from the ceilings, teasing the visitor to come & savor the King’s Landing-worthy spread baked, broiled, and smoked to perfection.
And the drinks? Oh my, the drinks! They are as dramatic, if not more, than the series that inspired the décor. The bar, handcrafted from petrified wood, serves everything from the classic ‘Imp’s Delight’ to a rather wicked ‘White Walker’, topped with a floating shard of ‘dragon glass’. Every sip is magical, and each concoction, a tale in itself.
As you wander past the framed medieval weaponry and tables made from polished elk horns (we’re serious), you’re transported into a different world altogether—a world where extravagance meets the homey comfort of a ski chalet. Everywhere you look, you can spot the perfect Instagrammable moment, enticing you to snap a quick pic, slap on that Valencia filter, and make your followers green with envy.
Perfectly pitched between the high-walled fortress of King’s Landing and the frozen expanses of the North, the ironic combination of Vanderpump’s restaurant is a foodie’s fantasy come true, cocooned in a fun and flirty alpine wonderland. And it’s not just about the jaw-dropping interior; the food is just as enticing. Nibble on aphrodisiac oysters, feast on roasted bone marrow, or flirt with lamb lollipops. All of that, while you strike a pose on a direwolf’s pelt, of course.
Every inch of Lisa Vanderpump’s ‘Game of Thrones meets Ski Chalet’ restaurant is an ode to a love for great food, opulent design, dramatic storytelling, and all things fabulously inventive. Whether you’re a diehard GOT fan or a sworn foodie, this restaurant is an exotic treat that straddles the realms of fantasy and reality, offering a dining experience that is as extravagant as it is exquisite.
So, if you’re still nursing your Dornish wine from the grand finale of Game of Thrones, pull up those furs, call up your clan, and share this grand feast of an article with them. You wouldn’t want to deprive them of such a delightful escapade, would you now?
Be like Lisa Vanderpump: Dare to be unique, aspire to be unforgettable, and always, always enjoy a good feast with friends, just like the olden days in Westeros and Winterfell. Oh, and don’t forget to bring your pet dragons along!
